Wednesday, August 31, 2011

A story of two friends...

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME ON THE FACE .

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away.. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS ON STONE!!!

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.


Do not value the THINGS you have in your life. Value WHO you have in your life!

Friday, August 26, 2011

Management Stories (Humour)

DISCLAIMER: The stories are meant for self enlightenment and not to be taken as reflection of any event or work environment. Any resemblance is truly co-incidental & unintentional.


STORY #1
There’s an old story about a man searching for his lost keys under the light on a dark night, even though they were last seen elsewhere. When a passerby asks why he continues to search in the wrong spot, the man replies, “Because the light’s better over here.”

Too often, companies search within their own sphere of knowledge rather than seeking solutions wherever they may be found.


STORY #2
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken”
Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you”

Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more”
Lion: “Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed”

Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches”
Lion: “Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed”

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.
Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: “Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken”
Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you”

Wolf: “You don’t expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV”
Lion: “No problem. Do you want to try it?”

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene: Inside the lion’s cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits that are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral: If You Want To Know Why A Manager Is Famous; Look At The Work Of His Subordinates.

Management lesson in the context of the working world: If you want to know why someone undeserved is promoted; look at the work of his subordinates.


STORY # 3
It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: “What are you working on?”
Rabbit: “My thesis.”

Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”
Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”

Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don’t eat foxes!”
Rabbit: “Come with me and I’ll show you!”

They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow. After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: “What’s that you are writing?”
Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves.”

Wolf: “you don’t expect to get such rubbish published, do you?”
Rabbit: “No problem. Do you want to see why?”

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, “What are you doing?
Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears.”

Bear: “Well that’s absurd!”
Rabbit: “Come into my home and I’ll show you”

Scene: As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral: It Doesn’t Matter How Silly you’re Thesis Topic Is; What Matters Is Whom You Have as a Supervisor.

Management Lesson In the context of the working world: It Doesn’t Matter How Bad Your Performance Is; What Matters Is Whether Your Boss Likes You or Not
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Life and Chaos

It becomes a debatable venture to find the meaning, and justify the existence of CHAOS. But the fact is that everything in life, other than chaos, is uncertain, random and mystical.

We feel that being pedantic and apposite is the key to success, being systematic makes life easy and being straightforward makes things simple. But surprisingly, chaos is the most systematic...

It is most flexible – no rules, no regulations, no sets, no targets. An amassed space focused only on self and not on things; Chaos is a key to originality. It opens floodgates to imagination and adds character to persona. Chaos is well defined and helps to draw inspirations from varied sources. It is fun; it fills empty spaces, and adds spunk...

Some go to the extent of saying that Chaos is what goes in my head as well. And I will tend to agree, because I believe that Chaos is all about my creative side. Basically my blogs and posts get rejuvenated by my daily encounters and accidents with life, which again is chaos...

We all need doses of muddle and chaos and disarray to add colour to our lives, since spilling colour on canvas makes more interesting and colourful paintings than regular point to point additions by the brush...

Chaos Rules... Hope you all appreciate it!!!